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Postby hoppy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:03 pm

Two medical students were walking along

> the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread

> apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

>

> One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just

> like that."

>

>

> The other student says: "No, I don't think so.

> The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walked slowly

> and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

>

> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said

> to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way

> you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could

> you tell us what it is?"

>

> The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

>

>

> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

>

> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

>

> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

>

> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

>

>

> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

>

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS- but I was wrong, too!"

>
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Re: Medical students

Postby Sid » Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:03 pm

hoppy wrote:Two medical students were walking along

> the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread

> apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

>

> One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just

> like that."

>

>

> The other student says: "No, I don't think so.

> The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walked slowly

> and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

>

> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said

> to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way

> you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could

> you tell us what it is?"

>

> The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

>

>

> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

>

> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

>

> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

>

> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

>

>

> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

>

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS- but I was wrong, too!"

>
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Medical students

Postby Doris~GC » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:21 pm

That was pretty good! Poor old guy, LOL!
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